Unemployed? Fed UP?! What it's like to look for a job in America today!
Unemployed American? Are you, too, looking in vain for that mythical creature known as a job? Well, welcome to the new majority. Isn't it the most fun you can possibly have with the lights on that doesn't involve noodle salad and a roller coaster? Oh wait. It does. Wasn't it George Carlin that said it's only called 'The American Dream' because you have to be asleep to believe it? One time I got three college degrees but, because we live in a country where our President goes on $100 million vacations to Africa and 14 of the 56 vehicles he brings with him happen to be limousines while back home in the country he's supposed to be leading, only 47% of adults even have a full-time job in a country that prints fake paper money and happily trades all of the decent paying jobs for laughably low paying ones, I might as well light all those degrees on fire and dance around them while singing about glow-in-the-dark zombie vampire ninja fish balloon animials. I mean, t...